No room fer kompooter, wherlpool tub or couch
The Media Buzz about Kenzie is unanimous:
"Uproarious!" -The Boston Beagle
"Irreverent!" -The Kansas City Canine
Kenzie's Whimzies
More kollars than
Taylor Swift has mini-skirtz!
About McKenzie
My name is McKenzie (but u kan kall me Kenzie). I am a yellur English Lab, and I meen VERY English. I have a Mom and Dad that liv wif me, oh, an meye dog mom (Kallie) too. (FrankIy speakin, thingz wer goin jus fine for a kuple years till Mom an Dad decided to go back to the breeder where they gotten me and bring home Kallie too. They efen had to rename her coz her name WAZ Ding-E, u no, like dingbat? But mom sayz “No Kenzie, she was named after a little boat,” but we all no bettur!)
So as u kan see, I am REALLY kute, I like to swim, EAT, go for long walks, EAT, play in the snow, EAT and play Egg Hunt, EAT, and play Jolly Egg and…did I say EAT? More on that latur.
Fur those of u who do NOT yet haf the plezur of noing me, I haf included here a Family Tree so u can get to no the primary playrs (thatz me uf corse), and those wif the minur rolz! By the way, my older sister Bailey (who used to be the primary playr) is up n hevun now, so tho u doant see her, shez floatn there above the tree, being missed everyday!
KAWSHUN
Thiz is MY Family Tree.
PLEEZ doant
Pee on it!!