Kenzie's Whimzies

 

Wet Behind the Earz

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After being feetured in the Camden Herald (see the bootiful pikturz of me above), here's my Tip for the Day: Jes becuz you are wet behind the earz, doant mean you can't be famous at the same time!

 

 

 

Leash You Kin Do

 

 

 

My Mom and Dad doant haf any two-legged kidz, just Miz Kallie and me. Sumtimes their frendz bring kidz to vizit us but them kidz doant alwayz behave so well. So my mom keepz all my kollars and scarfz in a big cabinet kalled an armwah and she hangz thiz sign in there! 

 

So here's my Tip for unrooly kidz: Before kidz haf you at the end of your rope, apply reverze Sigh-Kollege-E and get THEM on a leash (but you will need sepret leashes for your kidz so you doant konfuse them wif the kanin’z leashes...AND be Kareful: doant use one of them pinch kollars or the LAW will git you!!)

 

Mebbe I shud jes ware this sign when them kidz come over so they know what the rulz are. I'd appresheate if you go to my Facebook Page and let me know what you think!

 

 

Bent Outta Shape

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mom got some NEW toyz for me and Miz Kallie but hid them on the counter. Now those toyz REALLY wanted to play wif me when Mom waz running errundz, so I axed Miz Kallie,"Kin I jump on your back to be tall enuf to get them toyz?"  (You might haf guessed the ansur was No!) We looked for a laddur but couldn't find one, but jez as good we gathered my OLD toyz and stacked them so I could climb up, but those darn toyz kept falling down and would not koop-OR-ATE!

 

Miz Kallie sez "Kood be becauze their nozes are missin!" Well if they haf been in sum axxident, whatz that got to do wif me? Mebee Cuzin KODAH got to them AGAIN, but there iz NO REASON to akooz me!  So even though I haf nuffin to do wif it, here's a Tip for you to remember: Jez cauze someone doant haf one, doant mean that noze can't be bent outta shape!

 

 

Be a Littul Angel

 

 

 

If u get yerself in trooble, here's my Tip: flip a kollar on yer head (perfabbly yellur or gold) n meybee you'll be miztaken fer one of them angelz!