Profeshnul Photo Shoot

So Mom & Dad decided to git me a profeshnul photo shoot coz I am so egstra-ordnary kute. Of corse they HAD to include my dog mom, Kallie… Mom. I cannot tell you how mbarazzed I was yestiddy when that man was taking our picturzs. Miz Kallie kept runnin away ever time she was supposed to be in the piktur and the ownley thing I can figgur iz mebbe she iz hiding from the law and she is a fugitive. After all what do we really know about her? She lived in in the hills of Virginia like in that movie Deliverance and they did keep her in a kage. Mebbe she was under house arrest. You know the law puts them things on your leg to keep track of you and she does have that spot on her leg where the fur iz rubbed off. I’m just sayin…..