Tee Vee Star!

OK. It iz official. I have been diskovered. I was on Tee Vee last night fwimming and now I can’t go anywhere in town wifout somebody asking me for my pawtograph!

Mom haz been taking me to fwim to keep me strong and fit and the Tee Vee peeple asked if I could STAR in the show. Mom said OK, so I sat up Prima Donna like and waited for the Hair & Make Up crew to arrive, thinking they'd be spritzin my fur and brushing it this way and that (you see, one day while waiting at the vet’s office and purr-using a magazine, I read that all Tee Vee stars get dolled up befur the camera man shouts ROLL!), but Mom just laughed. She said, "Little girl, you are going in the POOL. Your make up wood wash right off!" Well that sounded right to me (and let's face the factz, mom bats 1000 when it comes to being right), so I jumped in with an award-winning spash!

And not only did I get a FREE fwim, but all my friends got to see me on Tee Vee. I wood write more, but I need to Google agents, you never know who might be looking to book my next gig!