Dog Dad or Human Dad. Which is best?

Ok. I have two dadz like a lot of folks. One is my dog Dad and the other is my human Dad. My dog Dad is French. He is hard to understand. My human Dad is a lawyer. He is harder to understand. My dog Dad has white hair. All over his body. My human Dad has white hair. Mostly on his head. My dog Dad went back to France after “marrying” my dog Mom. My human Dad stayed here after marrying my human Mom. My dog Dad is a champion and has papers to prove it. My human Dad has a law degree and the billable hours to prove it. My human Dad is always friendly and easy going. Did I say my dog Dad is French???