Vakkum Bagz: the Path to Luv

You never know the Path to Love. Read on and I'm shore you'll agree:

Mom taken me and Miz Kallie wif her today to run some errands. One place we went was to a store full of vakkumz and vakkum bagz. But the best thing about the store was two bootiful GoldN ReTreevrs named Max and Buddy. Their human dad (he's the nice vakkum man) adopted Buddy from the sheltur (Buddy iz the older one like Miz Kallie). One day anuther man came into the store with a 9 week old puppy. He sed a laydee wanted him to take the puppy to the shelter coz, right after she adopted the puppy, she found out she needed an operashun and koodn't chaze a puppy till her doctur sed she waz okay, which kood be a lonnnnnnng time.

So Buddy’s dad sed, "Well, why doant you take the puppy back to the breeder?" and the man wif the puppy sed, “NO, the laydee just wantz to be DONE wif it and wantz me to take it to the shelter. But I thawt you mite know of a kustomr that wood want this puppy."

The nice vakkum man looked at the puppy, then with a happy burst sed, “Done! I want him!” You see, he wanted to keep him for Buddy—so thatz how Max came to be Buddy’s buddy. That day they became best friendz. I am thinking me and Miz Kallie might double-date wif them…mebbe Miz Kallie & me will kick up a little dust at home, to be shore that we need more vakkum bagz soon!