Eyez on the Prize

So you know I don’t lyke to brag on myself, but I am an educated dog. Here iz a picture of me when i gradiated from puppy school. I realllly werked hard for this degree and all they give me was a little kookie. But you can see how patient I waz and I didn’t grab for it or anything-I think that was part of the test!. To make it werse, they put the kookie on top of something they expected me to wear on top of my head...they call it a mortr bored...I jist call it weird. Well, as it happens, I was helpin Mom klean out the closet the other day for the painters and she found my kookie mortr bored. She sed "Look littul girl, remember when you graduated from puppy school 6 years ago?" But then she dropped it...and I thought..."Shood I or shoodn't I? I mean a good dog wood not..." BUT I DID - I ate the 6 year old kookie but I left the stupid mortr bored for Mom. I hope they kant take away my degree after 6 years. After all - thar shood be a staCHEWt of Limitashuns, doant you think?