A Tail of Two Moms

Ok. I have two Momz: One is my dog Mom and the other is my human Mom. Which is better deserving of the Mother's Day Boo-K? Read on for sum comparisons:

My dog Mom birfd me. She cleaned me up wif her tongue until I was shinny clean. My human Mom hardly ever licks me, but she does give me a baff whenever I need it. My dog Mom tries to eat out of my dog bowl. My human Mom hardly ever does that. She haz her own dish and mostly eatz wif the newz reporterz on TV. My dog Mom crowds me in the back seat of the car. My human Mom sits up front playing wif the controls until we get there. My dog Mom snores. I have to plead the 5th here. My dog Mom poopz and peez in the yard wif me. My human Mom only watches. One has to wonder here - why????? I don’t watch her. Well, hardly ever... My dog Mom sometimes wears my collurz. My human Mom has her own collurz - maybe not as many as me, but a lot. My dog Mom gets her teef brushed by our pet sitter wif poultry flavored toofpaste, YUM. My human Mom has nobody to brush her teef but herself and she usez mint flavored toofpaste. Yuck. So at the end of the day - which is the better Mom? Surprize - BOTH are the best! Happy Motherz Day Mom and Mom. I’m so happy you both haf me to love!