WaRnING - LaBur VioLashun

Mom

You know I em pretty eaze-goin but thingz haf juz gone too far now. While you been away, them Kontractors put my Mr. Moose to werk painting the house! Isn’t this a labur violashun? I doant think Mr. Moose has a youyun kard and before long he will be making all kinds of deMans on us around here. Whatz next? Mr. Toad? Or mebbe even my Hunee Badger???? I found Mr. Moose either seepin on the job or unkonshus!! Are we insured for thiz?? Mebbe Mr. Moose might sue us for werkerz constipashun??