Thiz Dog Doant Hunt

So when I was littul, Mom and Dad taken me to sumfin they call the petting zoo. I was anxshus to see what this waz all about because peeps pet me all the time and Mom ofen sayz we live in a zoo. I wanted to get this strait. So we gone in there and seen this pink and gray and white dog that waz BEYOND odd looking - I doant want to be mean...but...ok it waz ugly. And it cud not even bark...it mayd thiz kind of grunting noize that if Dad makes while he is sleepin Mom tellz him to STOP IT! Now I doant know what thiz iz, but I know thiz dog doant hunt!